OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
The pickup line "You look exactly like my sister" would only work in Arkansas...SCORE!!
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
I managed to convince him it was his fault I cheated on him...he spent the last 40 minutes going down on me. I feel legendary.
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
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