I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
If I make it through this whole bridesmaid process without anyone knowing that I actually hate everyone but the bride, including the groom, I deserve a complimentary bottle of vodka.
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
Hate my fucking roommates.... Seriously, who the FUCK peels potatoes in the bathroom sink?!
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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