weddingsv make me drug and hornr
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
Your doorknob is in my back seat, in case you were looking for it.
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
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