You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
If I was doing exactly what I wanted right now I would be getting fucked on a jet ski while listening to "When Love Takes Over" by Kelly Rowland while eating french fries.
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
I used my iced coffee to ice the bump on my head from last night
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
Randomize
