He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
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