I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
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