I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
I'm going to be blunt here. I don't actually care what you're doing tonight. I just need to know if I need to shave or not.
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
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