That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
the day after is always just damage control
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
It's always awkward in the office the day after your boss sends you a dick pic.
I know you're very busy with sleep and things, but when you wake up we need to talk about weirdly shaped penises.
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
So hungover and decided to eat a burrito and a pot brownie for dinner, this is what adulthood looks like.
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
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