I can't breathe out the right side of my face
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
Pack light, we're going straight to bar from the train. No place to put our shit.
Dude all I'm bringing is my dick and a phone charger.
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
Of course, you have to give the courtesy text like last night when I told you my dick was gonna smell like peppermint
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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