Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
I just did the math. It is, in fact, cheaper to go out drinking every weekend than it would be for me to pay for a legitimate therapist. What are you doing next Friday night?
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
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