Excuse me? I'm weird? You're the one sticking your penis into a pringles can.
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
You've got until 8 and then I'm kicking down your door and pouring a beer down your ass via funnel
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
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