I just saw a woman parallel park a horse. Awesome. Only in New York..
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
phone sex would be way better if there was an app for that...
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
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