yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
I might have been fine if i had magic teleportation powers and could have skipped the car ride between bar and home
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
Then you guys just all showered together...?
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
A Valium induced mom decided to walk into my bedroom this morning without knocking. Guess what I was doing? FML
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