I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
Unemployment check just came in. As soon as I stop pretending I have morals I'm buying weed. Puff puff pass uncle sam.
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
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