well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
I had to steal sneakers from my man of the night. I dipped. But then realized I left my purse in his house. So I had to stash the shoes in some bushes and wait for him on the stoop. Then after he watches me leave, I run back and get the shoes cuz I didn't wanna be taking my hour long journey home through London at 3 pm in my six inch wedges and club dress
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
I was gonna be Romantic and write your name in emoji eggplants but A's are hard
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
Do you have feelings for this penis?
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
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