Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
Liver, I have supported you for 18 fucking years. Pull your weight for ONE NIGHT and detoxify this alcohol.
I might have been fine if i had magic teleportation powers and could have skipped the car ride between bar and home
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
I am playing a little game I like to call "How Quickly Can I Infuse This Vodka Into My Bloodstream Without the Use of an IV"
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
Randomize