I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
I just found a bottle of gin in my vegetable crisper. Party is back on.
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
She slapped me in the face with a McDouble. Just threw it right at my face while I was driving... That is why we can't bring her out in public.
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
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