in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
I woke up this morning with a hospital armband on containing all the information off my fake i.d. WTF did we do last night!?!?
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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