you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
Drunk off five beers on a Tuesday. I'm not sure which part of that statement is more sad
I had to convince you not to write "happy birthday to the first guy who fingered me" on his facebook wall, right above the post from his current girlfriend's mother.
Welp, dad and I drunkenly sang Christmas carols until the police told us to stop. I vote Xmas eve a success
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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