I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
this morning your mother said to me "sorry to have to meet you like this, in my sons bed" later she said "you never know whos gonna be in there. its scary sometimes"
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
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