We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
Sitting on an airplane reeking of booze, sex and shame while surrounded by families coming home from Disney. This is not one of my finer moments.
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
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