i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
The dude at Coffee Bean just handed me my tea latte and whispered, "pomegranate blueberry is such a sexy flavor". With a wink. I'm almost certain that there's an STD floating around in my drink.
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
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