yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
Captain Morgan didnt let me down when i stand up it feels like the world is trying to hand me rainbows.
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
O was like, nah, fuck 50-50. My version of bi is that i'm 80% gay, 20% drug-addled decisions. Apparently he's straight on hallucinogens.
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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