do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
You went through my pantry and left one of everything in the box. One cracker. One cheesit. One piece of cereal. I really fucking hate you.
Randomize
