I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
I left a bag of circus animal cookies in my car all day. they melted together into on giant cookie. this could either be the best or worst thing ever
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
Jesus Christ. How the fuck do you not tell someone that your wife can see on the phone bill who you text and how many times ?
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
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