nothing cures the holiday blues like an open bar
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
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