He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
So how do you explain to your boss that Siri called him mid sex?
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
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