Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
He jizzed my face. I had to ask for a washcloth. He ran his underwear under the water and handed them to me. Not so romantic.
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
I'll admit it. It was a bad idea to sneak a fart out while she was taking a nap. Can you bring me a pair of underwear from my dresser. Preferably the one with the walruses in party hats one.
In other news, I just threw up my burrito and am currently on all fours literally crawling back to my bed
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
Randomize
