u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
He's a waiter, looks 15, and told me he loved me after only talking to me for 30 minutes. I told him I wanted a margarita. We got 3 free pitchers. I may have to make this our regular Wednesday night hangout.
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
I'm sorry I keep drunk texting your boyfriend sports updates.
That's okay. He needs friends too.
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