People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
So the contents found in my winter coats this year: coat 1, condom and 10$. Coat 2, condom and 75$ check. Coat 3, 2.05$ and a sunflower seed.
Obviously coat 3 had the best time since you used the condom and all of the money
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
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