I start off june hungover/still drunk stumbling down my driveway with the trashcan at 6am..it's gonna be an interesting month
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
I started screaming "MY PARENTS ARE MORMON" at a stranger and promptly proceeded to run into a wall. How do you think it went?
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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