awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
I have never smelled more like a drunk mariachi band than I do right now.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
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