I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
I'm not inviting you over anymore if my cat keeps ending up in the freezer...
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
Happy 4 year arrest-aversary! I promise no thanksgiving has been as eventful as that one haha..
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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