drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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