Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
i called him pencil dick in front of over half of his fraternity brothers...
...never gotten so many high fives in my life! fuck ya i win!
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
i love that he's uncircumcised. it makes handjobs so much easier. it's the lazy susan of penises.
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
Getting your clit pierced is not something you want to trust to a crazy girl with an ice cube, some vodka, and a sewing needle. Trust me. I learned that the hard way.
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
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