we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
stranger just walked up to the fridge at the party, took the hawaiin punch out, drank it straight from the bottle, looked at everyone who stared in awe and said "im fucking thirsty" and put it back.
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
I stopped understanding conversations unrelated to vodka two vodkas ago.
I used his computer to order the pizza and the only thing he had in his search bar was 'text NASA'
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
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