why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
At dinner I grabbed his hand and he screamed "mom she just grabbed my penis" the proceeded to shove my hand down his pants! Hello Mr.Dick!
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
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