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all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
you spent the rest of the night making a recipe for mixed drink called "the new years bowel remover". it has 13 parts but judging from the bold all caps, the boiled avocado is the most important
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different.
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.
We are all done wearing pants today
COCAINE IS GR8
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
I think I left my thong in your bed. Careful. It has the power to destroy the agitator on a washing machine
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
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