question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
I just remember thinking, if she falls asleep, I'm totally eating that spilled chex mix right off of her.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
Hey dude this is some next level no homo shit but im gonna get 2 tickets to the opera and go Hail Mary on this one girl. U take the extra ticket if i fail.
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
Did I fall on/off the boat yesterday? Cuz my right leg looks and feels like if it got hit by shrapnel.
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
I feel kind of like we’re in a gang and tonight is one of those “people are gonna know not to fuck with us” type of nights. And then tomorrow I am going to learn to pole dance. I’m not really sure how I got to this point in my life… but I like it.
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