is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
you started keeping track of only every even numbered drink you had
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
Amanda, I can 99.9% assure you i'm probably never going to bang your mom
I DON'T LIKE THAT SENTENCE
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
I'm about to do something based solely on the fact that a fortune cookie told me to. This may not end well.
No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
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