I'm going to jail i love you
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
On the plus side this hangover is the tipping point that finally convinced my lazy ass to get some sunglasses.
I would literally rather jam a rusty rail road spike into my cock than be here right now. The whore showed up and now I might smash my iPhone into my face repeatedly until I'm no longer consisting of any sort of life.
Do you think they make a "sorry in my drunken debauchery I dropped a pumpkin off the balcony and you happened to be standing right there/get well soon" card?
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
I just discovered that jello shots are the best hangover cure
You said that last night when you did jello shots at 4am
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