its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
He asked the waiter, at 6:40 am, drunk, if they served alcohol. After he said no, he's like 'well, I guess we can eat then.'
Help. Why am I so naked?
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