That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
I would rather wake up to a truck driver than wake up to her
So you know that marine I slept with, well his girlfriend just told me I was pretty, I almost feel bad for sleeping with him now...
Dont! You were just serving you country
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
I have a vague memory of you tryin to ride a unicycle through jimmy johns
How I know that I'm single: when I get a save the date for a wedding & I read "& guest" my first thought was does my bottle of Jack Daniels count.
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
Randomize
