She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
Apparently he proposed after he saw me chug vodka out of a traffic cone.
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
Randomize