i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
I just found a bag of teeth...
My dildo fell into the bathtub. It sounded like a chainsaw.
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
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