hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
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