butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
i just heard the ice cream truck outside while mid-masturbation. i stopped and considered running outside to buy one.
I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
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