this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
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