but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
I almost took home a boy from the bar last night, till i realized he was not speaking drunk, he was from another country and didnt know english. that could have been an awkward morning.
dollar beers will do that to you.
worst night to have a conscience
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
I need someone to meet me at the end of the road and throw captain morgan at my face like they do with water at marathons
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
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