Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
No more margaritas for you. Also, tequila should be reclassified as a hallucinogen.
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
We were having margaritas and I was saying "back when I was drinking..." They looked all confused. Then I realized "holy shit they think THIS is drinking?"
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
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