Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
You are the worst substitute drug dealer ever
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
returning from a 6am booty call in 2 feet of snow on a Tuesday is a bold new kind of low for me
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
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