I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
I woke up to ritz crackers on the lawn, a keystone behind the hedge and puke on the rental car... i think that we have become that house...
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
I'm looking forward to the release of my future best seller - "Three Words to Make Your Relationship 100% Better: Surprise Blow Jobs"
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
He tried to throw up into a beer bottle. It was a complete disaster. Vomit went everywhere. It put the Bellagio's fountain to shame.
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
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